Hey Youth!


SUPER BOWL PARTY!!!!
February 3, 2010, 4:43 pm
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THIS SUNDAY EXPERIENCE THE BONE CRUSHING, SPINE TINGLING, SKULL  CRACKING FESTIVAL OF DESTRUCTION THAT IS….

Meet at the Church at 5:00 (or 4:00 if you want to be involved in skits with our new Youth Worship Team) for our regular time and then we’ll take off for Pastor David’s house at 6:00. So let your parents know to pick you up there.

BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



NEW!!! Get Youth Group Text Alerts! Sign Up Today!!!
January 11, 2010, 5:43 pm
Filed under: announcements

Hey guys, remember how I was insanely late for UMYF last night? Well it wasn’t because I was finishing up a particularly challenging level on Super Mario Brothers Wii (or at least that’s my story). I was at a district training event for youth leaders in the area. I met some cool people and got some neat ideas while I was there. One of them was to set up a system for Youth Group text alerts. Here’s how it works: just click on the link below and provide us your phone number and we’ll provide text alerts reminding you of upcoming events such as: Youth Group in 30 minutes! Don’t forget your Ski trip money! We also may do a verse of the day or something like that. The more people who sign-up, the more useful this tool will be, so I’m leaving it in your hands!

Sign up for our TXT message alerts!



This Could Still Be You!
December 12, 2009, 2:43 am
Filed under: announcements

This Could Still Be You!!!

So bring your permission form (which you can download here on the blog) and your $30.00 deposit to UMYF on Sunday! IT’S NOT TOO LATE!!!!



Holy Cow!!!
December 9, 2009, 6:43 pm
Filed under: Weird Devotions

There is so much going on in that little clip that amazes me! First of all, the whole cross thing on the cow’s forehead is kind of freaky. There is something miraculous about our ability to find God in strange places. I’m not sure if a cross on a cow’s forehead is a message from God (maybe the message is “Got Milk?”) or just a strange coincidence, but I do know that God still speaks.

What is amazing to me is that these two dairy farmers were listening. Whenever someone finds Jesus on a potato chip or a piece of bark, I’m usually snorting with laughter and contempt like the worldly cynic I can be. But these people all seem like normal people, fully aware of how ridiculous their message sounds, if, indeed, they have a message at all. And yet, there they are: waving their chip in the air saying, “Hey look at this!” Because they were minding their business one day pulling out an asparagus in their garden when they see this root staring back at them:

asparagus root Jesus

I mean, that has to mean something, right? How many of us would have been looking there, though? How many of us would have thought to look in a grilled cheese sandwich?

grilled chesse Jesus

Or an underpass?

underpass Jesus

Or an ultra sound?

ultra sound Jesus

Or a tortilla? Or a cast iron skillet? Or a door? Or a tree? It sounds silly, I know. But so does this:

10 Then the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy which will be to all people. 11 For there is born to you this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. 12 And this will be the sign to you: You will find a Babe wrapped in swaddling cloths, lying in a manger.”
(Luke 2:10-12, New King James Version)

WHAT??? In a barn? What kind of gullible backward hick, country bumpkin, u.f.o. sighting, just-fell-off-the-back-of-a-turnip-truck, simple simon, son of a gun would be crazy enough to go looking for the Savior of all humanity in a barn? I mean, really!?!? Who would be stupid enough to believe the creator of the universe wanted to send the world a sign so he mailed it to the cow shed behind some guy’s hotel in a third world country with no decent pizza place? Way to get the message out! Why not just carve it in braille under a rock on the dark side of the moon? We’re supposed to believe these Shepherds? These hill billies that just return from the fields claiming they’ve just been visited by beings from another dimension with a message of peace and harmony? What kind of people fall for that? A BARN!?!?!?!? Who finds JESUS in a barn?!?!?

oh yeah…

Okay, well I know of at least one couple in Connecticut. The rest of us are much further from the Kingdom of Heaven. Maybe we have something to learn from our modern day Jesus sighters. Maybe Jesus can be found in the most unexpected places. Maybe if it’s not on a grilled cheese sandwich, at least it’s in the precious face of the autistic child who’s asking for that sandwich. Maybe if it’s not on the tortilla, it’s on the face of the woman in Guatemala who’s selling that tortilla. Maybe if it’s not in an ultrasound, it’s in the miracle of human life that the ultra sound is bearing witness to. Maybe if it’s not on the wall of an underpass, maybe it’s that bearded man who sleeps there.  Maybe we don’t find Jesus in our lives because we’ve stopped looking. Stars are still pointing and angels still singing, but we’re too busy to notice. I don’t know if the face of Jesus is on a potato chip, but I do know that He’s out there. And I don’t know if He’s sent us a cow named Moses to tell us anything special but I do know that He still speaks. For there is born to us this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. LOOK AT THIS! A SIGN! Our prayers have been answered! How does the old saying go? God answers every prayer, but sometimes the answer is, “Mooooooooo!”



Let’s Go To The Mall!
December 4, 2009, 3:30 pm
Filed under: teasers

See you all at 10:00 am on Saturday Morning for

We’re gonna go to the mall in Raleigh to do Christmas shopping for our loved ones! Here’s a Jam to help get you psyched!



Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2009, 1:40 am
Filed under: announcements

Hey everybody, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!


See You Sunday!



Pilgrimage Slide Show
November 23, 2009, 6:02 pm
Filed under: UMYF Photo Album
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Kickin’ it Old School
November 18, 2009, 3:31 pm
Filed under: teasers

Tonight in Bible Study we’ll be talking about loving God with all our minds. That is: studying His word. Here’s a little diddy to get you pumped:

Also, while we’re kickin’ it old school,… Some of you know that when I cock my hat sideways, I become Funk Master D! Some of you may wonder about the song I was singing at Pilgrimage. Well, here is some vintage Toby Mac!

See you all tonight!



This Wednesday: it rhymes with “Cider Dan”!
November 10, 2009, 11:02 pm
Filed under: teasers

You guessed it! We’re watching Spider Man (and talking about loving God with all our strength). Here are some amazing spider jams to get you pumped up. My spider sense is tingling already!

This is the one from when my Dad was a kid:

This is the one from when I was a kid. See if you can count the explosions!

This one is just from an alternate universe! Spider-Man: cool! Transformers: cool! Spider-Man with a transformer: surprisingly uncool!



Mr. Bean’s Packing Tips
November 9, 2009, 7:20 pm
Filed under: teasers

Remember, we’re packing light for Pilgrimage. Okay, maybe not THIS light:

Here are a couple things to consider bringing:

1. Clothes for three days (comfortable, be prepared for different types of weather).

2. Bible (however you choose to pronounce the good book, you might want to consider bringing one).

3. Extra money. For T-shirts, CDs, Snacks, etc.

4. Toiletries. Such as, tooth brushes, deodorant, tooth paste, deodorant, soap, deodorant, towels, deodorant, or deodorant.

5. Sleeping bag, or sheet, and blanket.

6. pillow.

7. Any snacks you might want to share with the group.

8. deodorant.

That should do it. See you all on Friday.




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